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ThesePretzelsAreMakinMeThirsty

ThesePretzelsAreMakinMeThirsty

United States
Peak ELO 1,050
Career W/L 81W – 137L
Win Rate 37.2%
Steam

Last 50 Games

ELO Change
-209
50 games played
Close Games
9 – 20
31.0% · Within 50 ELO of opponent
Favoured
5 – 1
83.3% · 50+ ELO above opponent
Unfavoured
3 – 12
20.0% · 50+ ELO below opponent

Rankings

USF
1v1
Unranked
Rank
—
ELO
873
Record
2–5
Win%
28.6%
Streak
L3
Last 50
1–3 25.0%
50G ELO Δ
-94
Last Played
about 2 years ago
Close
1–2 33%
Favoured
0–1 0%
Unfavoured
0–0 —
2v2
Unranked
Rank
—
ELO
925
Record
1–3
Win%
25.0%
Streak
L2
Last 50
0–1 0.0%
50G ELO Δ
-36
Last Played
almost 3 years ago
Close
0–0 —
Favoured
0–0 —
Unfavoured
0–1 0%
3v3
Unranked
Rank
—
ELO
1,050
Record
2–1
Win%
66.7%
Streak
L1
Last 50
2–1 66.7%
50G ELO Δ
+50
Last Played
almost 3 years ago
Close
2–1 67%
Favoured
0–0 —
Unfavoured
0–0 —
4v4
Unranked
Rank
—
ELO
1,037
Record
4–3
Win%
57.1%
Streak
L1
Last 50
3–2 60.0%
50G ELO Δ
+34
Last Played
3 months ago
Close
2–2 50%
Favoured
0–0 —
Unfavoured
1–0 100%
British
2v2
Unranked
Rank
—
ELO
918
Record
0–2
Win%
0.0%
Streak
L2
Last 50
0–2 0.0%
50G ELO Δ
-82
Last Played
about 1 year ago
Close
0–1 0%
Favoured
0–0 —
Unfavoured
0–1 0%
4v4
Unranked
Rank
—
ELO
991
Record
1–1
Win%
50.0%
Streak
L1
Last 50
1–1 50.0%
50G ELO Δ
-9
Last Played
about 1 year ago
Close
1–1 50%
Favoured
0–0 —
Unfavoured
0–0 —
Wehrmacht
1v1
Unranked
Rank
—
ELO
811
Record
1–6
Win%
14.3%
Streak
W1
Last 50
1–4 20.0%
50G ELO Δ
-117
Last Played
about 2 years ago
Close
0–3 0%
Favoured
0–0 —
Unfavoured
1–1 50%
2v2
Unranked
Rank
—
ELO
980
Record
2–4
Win%
33.3%
Streak
L2
Last 50
1–1 50.0%
50G ELO Δ
+53
Last Played
over 2 years ago
Close
1–1 50%
Favoured
0–0 —
Unfavoured
0–0 —
3v3
Unranked
Rank
—
ELO
927
Record
3–6
Win%
33.3%
Streak
W1
Last 50
2–3 40.0%
50G ELO Δ
+17
Last Played
9 months ago
Close
1–3 25%
Favoured
1–0 100%
Unfavoured
0–0 —
4v4
Unranked
Rank
—
ELO
804
Record
14–27
Win%
34.1%
Streak
L1
Last 50
14–24 36.8%
50G ELO Δ
-69
Last Played
3 months ago
Close
7–15 32%
Favoured
6–1 86%
Unfavoured
1–8 11%
DAK
1v1
Unranked
Rank
—
ELO
768
Record
1–6
Win%
14.3%
Streak
L4
Last 50
0–3 0.0%
50G ELO Δ
-112
Last Played
almost 3 years ago
Close
0–2 0%
Favoured
0–0 —
Unfavoured
0–1 0%
2v2
Unranked
Rank
—
ELO
775
Record
4–11
Win%
26.7%
Streak
L4
Last 50
4–8 33.3%
50G ELO Δ
-88
Last Played
8 months ago
Close
2–4 33%
Favoured
1–1 50%
Unfavoured
1–3 25%
3v3
Unranked
Rank
—
ELO
926
Record
13–15
Win%
46.4%
Streak
L4
Last 50
10–12 45.5%
50G ELO Δ
-15
Last Played
9 months ago
Close
7–8 47%
Favoured
3–2 60%
Unfavoured
0–2 0%
4v4
Unranked
Rank
—
ELO
812
Record
33–47
Win%
41.3%
Streak
L2
Last 50
21–29 42.0%
50G ELO Δ
-68
Last Played
4 months ago
Close
16–28 36%
Favoured
8–5 62%
Unfavoured
7–11 39%

Recent Matches

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Map Opponent ELO Δ Rating ELO Range Duration Date
W ??? gap2
+0 1,000 1000–1000 131:43 6 Feb 2026
L 4v4 (8) Mignano Gap
53% -41 1,078 1000–1200 25:18 30 Jan 2026
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L 4v4 (8) Black Gold
17% -8 812 700–1100 17:14 26 Jan 2026
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W 4v4 (8) Oasis Depot
71% +11 801 600–1000 49:50 24 Jan 2026
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W 4v4 (8) Red Ball Express
64% +13 788 600–900 17:39 24 Jan 2026
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L 4v4 (8) Oasis Depot
45% -14 802 500–1100 38:41 24 Jan 2026
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L 4v4 (8) Rapido River Crossing
46% -14 846 700–1000 45:05 23 Jan 2026
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L 4v4 (8) Oliveto Citra
51% -16 846 700–1000 20:00 23 Jan 2026
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L 4v4 (8) Oliveto Citra
47% -14 846 800–1000 08:37 23 Jan 2026
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W 4v4 (8) Red Ball Express
46% +17 829 700–1000 40:58 22 Jan 2026
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